Weird Story

So I am an office assistant at a small commercial construction company. I really like my job and most of the people I work with. I do have some interesting encounters with people, but none like the one I had today.
We are getting a new security company and today they stopped by to finish up some paper work so they can install it on Monday. It was a husband wife team that came by. They seemed friendly and were up in the waiting area with me while they were waiting on my boss. I am pretty bad about entertaining people. I usually have them sit while I continue on with my work. Well today this did not happen....
I was filing some paperwork and the man comes up to me, inches from my body, (definitely an invasion of personal space) while I am standing (luckily) at the filing cabinet and he says to me, "I have a weird question.....then he proceeds to put his hand in front of his crotch wave it around like he is peeing and makes a "PPIIISSSSSSSSSSSS" sound. He is practically touching me and I am speechless. Am I really watching this? He says nothing else and I make some sort of sound and point down the hall. I felt so violated, it was the weirdest thing. He never asked for the restroom. My friend was standing up there watching this whole thing and asked me did he just do what it looked like. I nodded silently and she left me to go laugh outside. It has been a big joke all day here in the office. Seriously who does stuff like that?

NOLA

Well I finally made my first trip to New Orleans. It was a really, really quick trip. Our friend was meeting his mom there to pick up his dog. So he invited us to ride along with him. We left early Saturday morning and we had terrible rainy weather the way there. It took about 6 hours to finally reach the city. We got all checked into our hotel and made our way down to ACME Oysters. Everyone raved about the chargrilled oysters and poboys. I ate 3 oysters and that was plenty for me. They weren't as bad as I had envisioned, but they definitely won't become a staple in my diet. While we were at ACME our friends from Houston happened to be in town so they met us for lunch. After lunch we had plans to visit the aquarium (I can never pass up an aquarium, something about them I love), but it closed at 5:00pm and the last ticket was sold at 4:30pm so we would have never been able to make it. So instead we took a much needed nap at the hotel.
We decided we needed a nice dinner out so we made plans at Emeril's New Orleans. It was delicious. The cheesy grits were to die for and I don't even like grits. After dinner we hit up Harrah's so I could get my gambling fix. I was doing pretty well for awhile and instead of cashing out while I was ahead I ended up loosing all my money. I tracked Al down and he was up about $15 so he let me take over for him. I ended up loosing all his money too. Good thing we set limits or I would have gone crazy and lost a lot more than $40. We ventured down the street to Hard Rock to get Al a shirt and a hat. We saw some drunk guy get arrested, so that was interesting.
The next morning we headed to the world famous Cafe du Monde for beingets (french donuts). They were delicious. We wandered around the Mississippi River and back into town and met up with Ron and his cousins and took the street cars up and down St. Charles street. The old homes were absolutely gorgeous. I could have looked at them all day. After that we had to leave good 'ole NOLA. I definitely want to go back there seems like a lot more to do to see. Also, we managed to escape with out being mugged. We probably had 30 people tell us to take taxis everywhere and watch everyone around us. Overall it was a really fun trip. I'll post pics when I get home.